Horny Ladies

P90x Day Adventists are drawn together by the promise of looking way too muscular in a mere 90 days. Once a day they watch instructional prayer DVDs and offer their sweat as a sacrifice to onscreen fitness gods. Victims of the P90x Day Adventists are brainwashed over months of systematic coercion that takes place late at night when they can’t sleep; because they ate too much and have heartburn and now they feel all fat.